I am an old worn out troll, (not the internet type-- I really do live below the bridge-- local humor!!!), trying to make some sense out of, well, everything. My favorite pastime is studying the human condition. Here it should be noted that I do not want to judge.. only understand. I don't think that I shall ever learn the meaning of life, universe and everything as the late Douglass Adams used to say, but it is kind of fun trying. I am trying to live a simple life... without much success. I am also working hard at achieving a Guinness record as the most unremarkable human that has ever existed. So far the aforementioned project is progressing admirably. If any one is interested, Outis is the same name that Odysseus gave to the Cyclops. I am nobody.